Oh, and I teach World History, too:
Student: "I don't consider myself black, because I don't have any baby daddy issues. I'm African. Asian people don't either."
Me: "Oh, that's because we get beaten back at home."
Student: "You guys get beat?!"
Me: "Have you never heard of North Korea?"
Student: "They beat people there?!"
Other student: "(jokingly) Haha, yeah, they send you to concentration camps!"
Me: "Yeah, they do."
Students: "THERE ARE CONCENTRATION CAMPS?! ISN'T THAT ILLEGAL?!"
Me: "...not in North Korea...?"
Student: "Well, I'm going to visit North Korea, then!"
Me: "You can't go there... They don't let foreigners in."
Students: "WHAT?! How they gonna tell me I can't go there?! I would bomb them."
Oh, just an average day in Pre-Calculus on a Friday.
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